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Hey there, Suzy Q.
This is the Dude
and I’m Kiddoo.
And this is your bottle o booze.
And it comes equipped with cups and cozies too
cuz we keeps it cool.
And it’s brought to you by the crew most courteous—
flirtiest, dirtiest, absurdyist, but never rude,
so you can’t refuse,
when the Spot we got’s got a hot jacuz
and we ask you if you wanna get nude.
Oh, only if we do it too?
If we didn’t, wouldn’t that be rude?
Then, the Ry-Guy arrives with a tent pitched,
thinkin this bitch want a triple-decker sandwich.
Now, this type o shit, she ain’t typically down with,
but something bout the Spot got her thinking bout it.
Everybody,
get together,
try to fuck one another.
At the Spot,
time you spend
will never get to be forever
(for worse or for better).
Everybody
and their lover’s
getting fucked up on whatever.
At the Spot,
the time you spent
was never meant to be forever
(some’ll never recover).
I’ll see you at the Spot if I got time
but I gotta find time to write my rhymes.
After the after-party,
then after dinner,
there’s the after-after-party—
go figure.
And we always host the after-after-party, see—
cuz we like our parties like our coffee,
dark and sweet,
with the feelin that you’re peakin
til you’re gonna tweak—
now the Spot got you freakin..
…And I’m
walkin around like a zombie,
middle o the parking lot,
dressed like Gandhi, while
security’s on me
to return the party
which turned up right behind me,
followin me blindly,
while I don’t even know
where I be goin.
Where my keys?
Where my car?
Where my stash?
Who smoked the last?
We smoked the last?
Damn!—
that shit went fast!
Everybody,
get together,
try to smoke one another.
At the Spot,
time you spend
will never get to be forever
(for worse or for better).
Everybody
and their mother’s
getting fucked up on whatever.
At the Spot,
the time you spent
was never meant to be forever
(some’ll never recover).
I’ll see you at the spot if I got time
but I gotta find time to write my rhymes.
Livin,
lovin,
so free and easy
to lose yourself
stopping,
smellin daisies.
You gotta be
crazy
to leave this place
and maybe
even
way
crazier to stay…
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